ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

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beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

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cashtonhugs:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER


Tumblr has always gave the best advice

cashtonhugs:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

Tumblr has always gave the best advice

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

quadnation:

old-school-shit:

iwantaworldwithoutpain:

Sure

wait lost

Just witness the double fail.

Follow for real fitspo

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

quadnation:

old-school-shit:

iwantaworldwithoutpain:

Sure

wait lost

Just witness the double fail.

Follow for real fitspo

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lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

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